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moonman 22 points23 points 1 month ago[-]

HI ZOMBIE BILLY MAYS HERE!

SirTin 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

I think Zombie Leonidas would kick Billy May's ass.

furryteeth 17 points18 points 1 month ago[-]

attach two legs to your neck and be a 70's vagina

percypersimmon [S] 18 points19 points 1 month ago[-]

You're screen name makes me slightly uncomfortable reading that comment.

Whatever4ever 6 points7 points 1 month ago[-]

Flanel shirt, giant axe = Woodsman

MarthaStewart 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Paul Bunyan. Your date can be Babe the Blue Ox

boom_roasted 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Al Borland. Your date can be whoever that girl was he married in the show.

nonentity23 0 points1 point 1 month ago* [-]

babe, the blue fox more like it... (thinking positively)

tsoldrin 4 points5 points 1 month ago[-]

Bin Laden or Castro.

OppoKomn 4 points5 points 1 month ago[-]

Rasputin.

bubbal 4 points5 points 1 month ago[-]

Hit the ole' gym and go as Leonidus and get drunk and yell "MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA!" all night.

photokeith 5 points6 points 1 month ago[-]

Given that he's a redditor, he'll probably need more than a month to get into Sparta shape.

percypersimmon [S] 4 points5 points 1 month ago[-]

ouch.

but, yea, totally. not gonna happen.

treephant5 4 points5 points 1 month ago[-]

Shave.

Desidiosus 2 points3 points 1 month ago[-]

You could shave the hair that would be part of a goatee and go as evil-you.

americanpsycho 2 points3 points 1 month ago[-]

get rid of the beard, keep the mustache, throw on some 70s shades, stick a big dildo out of your fly and go as John Holmes.

HazyRigby 2 points3 points 1 month ago[-]

Dress her up as a man and fulfill your wildest fantasies.

Oh, on your FACE! I see what you meant.

chimpaman 2 points3 points 1 month ago* [-]

Here are ten ideas (I get a little carried away with Halloween):

*Republican Jesus (suit instead of robe, etc.)

*A bear with mange

*A human mop

*Woolly Willy

*EDIT: Teen Wolf

*Hasidic lifeguard (religion up top, banana hammock down below)

*Fletch in disguise as the roller-skating guru

*Saddam Hussein in captivity

*The Man-Goat

and the one I'd personally go with,

*Insane Mel Gibson

BestUsernameEver 2 points3 points 1 month ago[-]

Pirate! Arrrrrrrrrrr!

Product_Free_Cruelty 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Depends on what impression you're shooting for....

If you want to do something creepy, dress up in a costume that is normally reserved for girls under the age of eight: fairy princess, ballerina, ladybug, cabbage patch doll, raggedy ann, effeminate Pokemon character, whatever (though, preferably something needing a wig, hat, or tiara of some kind). This costume, while tailored to fit an adult, should be at least two sizes too small for your frame. Dirty up the costume, maybe tear it in a couple of places, splatter some mustard down the front like you don't know how to feed yourself, and do some half-assed makeup (poorly-drawn circles of red paint on the cheeks for an apple-cheeked effect, for example). Mess up your hair, slap your headgear on askew and you are ready for a night of awesome.

If you're going for sexy, get a white lab coat, some horn-rimmed glasses, a test tube, and some assless chaps and go as cowboy Oppenheimer.

khafra 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

You're a genius, but I wore a white lab coat a few years back already, going as Dr. McNinja. Got anything else? (Note: Already considered Dr. Caulder from Doom Patrol, but the wheelchair would be incommodius.)

Morally_Inept 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Red Green.

andhearts 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

SANTAAAAAA

STUN_Runner 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Maya Angelou.

anime_wars 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Paralell universe Spock.

chancex 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Kfc guy. definitly

hoyfkd 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Zombie Stallman.

Arkoflight 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

  1. Pick your favorite civil war general.
  2. CANDY!

jmiday 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Bearded lady.

boogeymanperson 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Be a bearded beer viking.....Something like this:

GWAR!!

chimpaman 3 points4 points 1 month ago[-]

Drinking Natural Lite would throw anyone into a berserker rage

sunflare670 2 points3 points 1 month ago[-]

Dude that is clearly Natty Ice

anewname 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Stuff a large pillow under a light-blue polo and you're "Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Onion"

ducksrevenge 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

My boyfriend pulled off Abe Lincoln pretty well last year. And I was the quintessential presidential honey on his arm all night.

pic

heyzeuscristo 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

You should go as one of these variations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU

cugehock 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Billy Mays beard or Albus Dumbledore beard?

JonTheJester 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Gordon Freeman

[deleted] 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Tuck your hands into your sleeves and go as Zombie Che Guevara.

panserbjorn 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

I'm growing a beard just to be Zombie Jesus.

foxanon 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Be a Terrorist

PSteak 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Dye it grey, score some props, and be Ernest Hemmingway.

percypersimmon [S] 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

I am an English major and a whiskey drinker after all...what other props? I think a shotgun would be outta the question though.

PSteak 1 point2 points 1 month ago[-]

Bottle of rum, cap, pipe. It won't be obvious unless people ask, but by default you'll still be an awesome grizzled old dude.

[deleted] 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Carry around a Hemingway book?

greggerypeccary 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

jpfed 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

I'm hoping to go as this myself as soon as I can put it together, but there's room for more than one Mustmayostardayonnaise Abraham Lincoln.

percypersimmon [S] 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Sorry dude, I'm a a mayostard man.

thischarmingham 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

TEENWOLF.

davidhildreth 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Amish.

Shave it down to a chin strap, get a plain shirt and pants, suspenders and a hat.

Catona 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Undercover god, failingly trying to blend in with mere mortals.

g8g5 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

Gimli

percypersimmon [S] 0 points1 point 1 month ago[-]

I was thinking a zombie Billy Mays, but I feel like there'll be a few of them.

Hofstra -1 points0 points 1 month ago* [-]

If the beard is long enough, there's a Sons of Anarchy character you could try - it will be an excellent opportunity to wear sunglasses and a beanie all night if that's what you're into.

Edit: phrasing.

sun_tzu -1 points0 points 1 month ago* [-]

A bear. I hear they are rather sought after in certain circles.