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Diamonds may be forever... but gold is more reflective and a better conductor of electricity.
Halloween is coming up...any good costume ideas for men with beards? (self.AskReddit)
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[–]moonman 22 points23 points24 points 3 years ago
HI ZOMBIE BILLY MAYS HERE!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
I think Zombie Leonidas would kick Billy May's ass.
[–]furryteeth 17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago
attach two legs to your neck and be a 70's vagina
[–]percypersimmon 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago
You're screen name makes me slightly uncomfortable reading that comment.
[–]Whatever4ever 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago
Flanel shirt, giant axe = Woodsman
Paul Bunyan. Your date can be Babe the Blue Ox
[–]nonentity23 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago*
babe, the blue fox more like it... (thinking positively)
[–]boom_roasted 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
Al Borland. Your date can be whoever that girl was he married in the show.
[–]OppoKomn 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago
Rasputin.
[–]tsoldrin 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago
Bin Laden or Castro.
[–]Desidiosus 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago
You could shave the hair that would be part of a goatee and go as evil-you.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago
Shave.
[–]bubbal 3 points4 points5 points 3 years ago
Hit the ole' gym and go as Leonidus and get drunk and yell "MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA!" all night.
[–]photokeith 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago
Given that he's a redditor, he'll probably need more than a month to get into Sparta shape.
[–]percypersimmon 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago
ouch.
but, yea, totally. not gonna happen.
[–]BestUsernameEver 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
Pirate! Arrrrrrrrrrr!
[–]chimpaman 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago*
Here are ten ideas (I get a little carried away with Halloween):
*Republican Jesus (suit instead of robe, etc.)
*A bear with mange
*A human mop
*Woolly Willy
*EDIT: Teen Wolf
*Hasidic lifeguard (religion up top, banana hammock down below)
*Fletch in disguise as the roller-skating guru
*Saddam Hussein in captivity
*The Man-Goat
and the one I'd personally go with,
*Insane Mel Gibson
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
Dress her up as a man and fulfill your wildest fantasies.
Oh, on your FACE! I see what you meant.
[–]americanpsycho 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
get rid of the beard, keep the mustache, throw on some 70s shades, stick a big dildo out of your fly and go as John Holmes.
[–]jmiday 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
Bearded lady.
[–]Arkoflight 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
[–]hoyfkd 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
Zombie Stallman.
[–]chancex 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
Kfc guy. definitly
[–]anime_wars 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
Paralell universe Spock.
[–]STUN_Runner 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
Maya Angelou.
[–]andhearts 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
SANTAAAAAA
[–]Morally_Inept 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
Red Green.
[–]Product_Free_Cruelty 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
Depends on what impression you're shooting for....
If you want to do something creepy, dress up in a costume that is normally reserved for girls under the age of eight: fairy princess, ballerina, ladybug, cabbage patch doll, raggedy ann, effeminate Pokemon character, whatever (though, preferably something needing a wig, hat, or tiara of some kind). This costume, while tailored to fit an adult, should be at least two sizes too small for your frame. Dirty up the costume, maybe tear it in a couple of places, splatter some mustard down the front like you don't know how to feed yourself, and do some half-assed makeup (poorly-drawn circles of red paint on the cheeks for an apple-cheeked effect, for example). Mess up your hair, slap your headgear on askew and you are ready for a night of awesome.
If you're going for sexy, get a white lab coat, some horn-rimmed glasses, a test tube, and some assless chaps and go as cowboy Oppenheimer.
[–]khafra 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
You're a genius, but I wore a white lab coat a few years back already, going as Dr. McNinja. Got anything else? (Note: Already considered Dr. Caulder from Doom Patrol, but the wheelchair would be incommodius.)
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
Be a bearded beer viking.....Something like this:
GWAR!!
[–]chimpaman 2 points3 points4 points 3 years ago
Drinking Natural Lite would throw anyone into a berserker rage
Dude that is clearly Natty Ice
[–]percypersimmon 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
I was thinking a zombie Billy Mays, but I feel like there'll be a few of them.
[–]g8g5 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
Gimli
[–]Catona 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
Undercover god, failingly trying to blend in with mere mortals.
[–]davidhildreth 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
Amish.
Shave it down to a chin strap, get a plain shirt and pants, suspenders and a hat.
[–]thischarmingham 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
TEENWOLF.
[–]jpfed 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
I'm hoping to go as this myself as soon as I can put it together, but there's room for more than one Mustmayostardayonnaise Abraham Lincoln.
Sorry dude, I'm a a mayostard man.
[–]PSteak 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
Dye it grey, score some props, and be Ernest Hemmingway.
[–]percypersimmon 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
I am an English major and a whiskey drinker after all...what other props? I think a shotgun would be outta the question though.
[–]PSteak 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago
Bottle of rum, cap, pipe. It won't be obvious unless people ask, but by default you'll still be an awesome grizzled old dude.
Carry around a Hemingway book?
[–]greggerypeccary 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
Find a polydactyl cat:
http://cats.about.com/od/felinegenetics/a/polydactyl.htm
[–]foxanon 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
Be a Terrorist
[–]panserbjorn 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
I'm growing a beard just to be Zombie Jesus.
Tuck your hands into your sleeves and go as Zombie Che Guevara.
[–]JonTheJester 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
Gordon Freeman
Billy Mays beard or Albus Dumbledore beard?
[–]heyzeuscristo 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
You should go as one of these variations.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g8pG6HU
[–]ducksrevenge 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
My boyfriend pulled off Abe Lincoln pretty well last year. And I was the quintessential presidential honey on his arm all night.
pic
[–]anewname 0 points1 point2 points 3 years ago
Stuff a large pillow under a light-blue polo and you're "Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Onion"
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A bear. I hear they are rather sought after in certain circles.
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